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I live in San Cristóbal, Venezuela. Segui @zulyts
Jun 17th 2013 / 23:56 / 2,894 notes
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effyeahmeerkats:

Erdmännchen Portrait by Lisa on sunshine on Flickr.
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envycamacho:

where can i find these???????? :(
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miami-tea:


The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 
JESUS CRUST.
JAM IT!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS

HES BREAD JIM

JESUS CRUST
Jun 17th 2013 / 23:51 / 3,497 notes
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